VOLUME 7: VVINSIDER: NUMBER 11: JUNE 16, 1989 NEW SUMMER HOURS AROUND V.V.I. STUDENT RECORDS/CASHIER, ADMISSIONS, FINANCIAL AID and COUNSELLING will be open from 8:00 a.m. to 4:30 p.m. Monday to Friday. VVI LIBRARY will be open until 8:00 p.m. BAKESHOP will be open from 8:30 a.m. to 5:30 p.m. Monday to Friday. The campus will be closed on Saturdays effective Saturday, July 22,1989, and will reopen September 09,1989. On Saturday, July 01,1989 the campus will be closed due to the Statutory holiday. IT'S A GIRL!!! On May 21 at 11:30 p.m. Ellen Kwok, Stephanie Forsyth's secretary, gave birth to a seven and half pound bouncing baby girl - Sonia Chan. Sonia, Ellen, and dad Mark Chan are all doing well! WHO'S NEW AT VCC BOB LAJOIE has been appointed to the position of Acting Associate Director, Program Services Continuing Education. The appointment is effective June 26,1989. MORE LIBRARY NEWS ....further words from the "Instructors' Guide to the Library": The VVI library has an interlibrary loan service which allows you to borrow, at no cost, books and journal articles from VCC campus libraries as well as from other colleges and universities. They also have films, videos, audiotapes, filmstrips, slides and equipment for viewing and listening and can book A/ V materials from KEC, Langara and other libraries. They suggest, however, that you book A/V items ahead to avoid disappointment. V ;c VANCOUVER VOCATIONAL IMSTITUTF MNCOUI/ER COMMUNITY Vbcational Institute - LIBRARY J 01 6 jiJ8f THINKING ABOUT CHANGING JOBS DEPARTMENT.. The following positions are open for applications. Submit resumes to the VCC Employee Relations Department. 1. DEPARTMENT HEAD - Dental Assisting/Reception Department - VVI Closing Date: June 4,1989 2. DIVISION CHAIR - Tourism and Hospitality Centre - VVI Closing Date: None given 3. PROGRAM COORDINATOR/INSTRUCTOR - Native Tourism Management Training Program Closing Date: June 23, 1989 PART-TIME INSTRUCTORS - Native Tourism Management Training Program Closing Date: June 23,1989 4. INTERNATIONAL EDUCATION - Overseas Positions The Association of Canadian Community Colleges is inviting applications for the following positions in connection with its World Bank funded project with the Ministry of Health m Indonesia. For information call Girlie Chan (875-1131 local 356). Organizational Development Expert from August 1989 for 21 months Closing Date: June 30,1989 Training Needs Assessment Experts (2 positions) Position 1: from November 1989 for ten months Position 2: from December 1989 for nine months Closing Date: June 30, 1989 ...and if you're still interested in becoming a College President but didn't apply for the N.W. College position advertised in the last issue, hot off the press is the following: 5. MOUNT ROYAL COLLEGE m Calgary is looking for a President. Contact Mr. K. Darwin Park, CMC, Principal, Clarkson Gordon Associates, 1800 Esso Tower, Scotia Place, 10060 Jasper Avenue, Edmonton Alberta T5J 3R8. 6. LETHBRIDGE COMMUNITY COLLEGE is also looking for a President. Submit your resume (before June 30,1989) to: Mr. Douglas Thornton, Chairman, Presidential Search Committee, Lethbridge Community College, 3000 College Drive South, Lethbndge, Alberta, T1K 1L6 Page 2 WHAT WE HAVE HERE IS A FAILURE TO COMMUNICATE! or What that Familiar Phrase Really Means It's in Process So wrapped in red tape that the situation is almost hopeless We will look into It By the time the wheel makes a full turn, we assume you will have forgotten about it. Will Advise you in If we figure it out, we'll let you know sometime In Due Course We are Aware of It We had hoped that the fool who started it would have forgotten about it by this time It's Under Consideration Never heard of it Under Active Consideration We are looking in the files for it We are Making a Survey We need more time to think of an answer Let's get Together on This I'm assuming you're as confused as I am Please Note and Initial Let's spread around the responsibility for this Take it Under Advisement Forget about discussing it further, they've already made up their minds Give us the Benefit of Your Present Thinking We'll listen to what you have to say as long as it doesn't interfere with what we have already decided to do Give us Your Interpretation Your warped opinion will be pitted against your Adversary's good sense See Me or Let's Discuss Come down to my office, I'm lonesome Can you Come into my Office The kiss of death! This is it - pink a Moment and Close the Door slip time, golden handshake, so long it's been good to know you, etc. IB BY RICH TEINNANT IN KSENCt, WE CAN MM VOCE fW ) f^D /WOW INTKRfflKi OURNEWCRX tWTA AOC651WVHOR«KBOCEWa I U^OSTIC ViEVEGOT A TOTALLY SOfTWEtPlvtN I ' CQNm rru. CAftWESWUGttm UVtL . /WTTVE DW PULS . You will be prompted for a description of your macro, then press < ENTER > again. WordPerfect will store this macro file as GRADE.WPM A lower left prompt will then flash Macro Def, until you turn off the macro definition with CTRL+F10. During this time all your keystrokes(inciuding errors!) are being "remembered" and stored in the macro. Invoking Macros To execute your macro, it is called by pressing ALT+F10 (MACRO) and then typing its name. Example Store your typical ending to letters in a macro, e.g. Yours cordially, ™~ Sylvia Plath, Business Administration Department How To: 1. press CTRL+F10, then provide a name for the macro, e.g. ENDING 2. provide a description of the macro 3. press F4 to Indent, then type Yours cordially etc 4. press CTRL+F10 to turn off macro definition. 5. type a short letter and finish your letter by calling your macro: ALT+F10, ENDING This should cause your ending to be inserted. Next time, we will include some more complex macros that do very useful tasks. Do drop us a line or give a call, if you find WordPerfect Corner to be useful. Page 4